Free Download Movie: Vin Diesel

  • Subscribe to our RSS feed.
  • Twitter
  • StumbleUpon
  • Reddit
  • Facebook
  • Digg

Monday, 27 February 2012

SHORT FEATURE: MOVIE: THE MOVIE

Posted on 10:13 by rajrani
It probably won’t surprise anyone that the best thing about the Academy Awards last night wasn’t actually on the Academy Awards, but happened a little later. (For my Baptist readers, be warned, this has an ad for vodka preceding the clip. For my Catholic readers, sit back and have a drink, the clip starts in about 60…)
If only this were real, it might just be the movie that would make me willing to shell out 30 bucks for tickets and snacks and the opportunity to sit in an auditorium full a bunch of attention deficit teens armed with cell phones.
Now some might say there’s just too many genres represented in Movie: The Movie, too which I could only respond, “Please, I’m a Bible reader.” You see, while a lot of people who never actually crack open the good book think of it as nothing more than a big “how to” manual, the fact is the Bible is an assortment of books collected over centuries containing a myriad of genres.
Felix Just, S.J., Ph.D. breaks them down this way:
Major Genres within the Hebrew Bible (Old Testament):
  • Foundational Myths & Legends - stories about the origins of the world, the first generations of humans, or the early years of a nation, intended to provide a foundational world-view upon which people base their communal and individual lives (Gen, parts of Exod, Num, Deut)
  • Legal Codes - collections of laws and instructions by which the people are to live (Lev, parts of Exod, Num, Deut)
  • Genealogies - lists of inter-relationships between peoples, either of successive generations or of different nations (parts of Gen, much of Num)
  • Annals - semi-historical narrative accounts of select events in a nation's life, focusing especially upon political and military exploits of its leaders, since usually written under royal sponsorship (Josh, Jdg, 1 & 2 Sam, 1 & 2 Kings, etc.)
  • Prophetic Books - collections of the oracles or words of God spoken to the people through human intermediaries (prophets) and the symbolic actions they perform at God's direction for the people's benefit (Isa, Jer, Ezek, etc.)
  • Psalms/Odes/Songs - poetic lyrics of songs/hymns intended for communal worship and/or individual prayer (Ps)
  • Prayers/Laments - words addressed by people to God, esp. reflecting situations of crisis or lament (Lam)
  • Proverbs - generalized sayings and aphorisms containing advice on how to live well: "do good and avoid evil" (Prov)
  • Wisdom Literature - various types of inspirational stories that encourage people to live wisely (Job, Wis, etc.)
  • Apocalypses - symbolic narratives that interpret historical crises through God's eyes to provide hope for a better future (Dan)
Major Genres within the New Testament:
  • Gospels - proclamations of the "good news" about Jesus intended to establish and/or strengthen people's faith in him; quasi-biographical, semi-historical portraits of the life, teachings, and actions of Jesus (Mark, Matt, Luke, John)
    • The NT Gospels contain many sub-genres of literature (see below)
  • Acts - a partial narrative account about the beginnings and the growth of early Christianity; not a complete history of the early Church, since it focuses only on the actions of a few missionary leaders (Acts)
  • Letters - real letters addressing practical and theological issues relevant to particular communities (esp. Paul's)
  • Church Orders - collections of instructions for the practical organization of religious communities (1 Tim, Titus)
  • Testament - a document that gives a dying person's last wishes and instructions for his/her successors (2 Tim & 2 Peter)
  • Homily/Sermon - an exegetical sermon that cites and interprets older biblical texts in reference to Jesus (Heb)
  • Wisdom Collection - a collection of general instructions on how to live an ethical Christian life well (James)
  • Epistles/Encyclicals - more stylized works in letter format; "circular letters" intended for broader audiences (1 & 2 Peter)
  • Apocalypse - a vividly symbolic narrative that "reveals" God's views about a historical crisis, in order to provide encouragement for a difficult present and hope for a better future (Rev)
Smaller Genres and Sub-Genres within the New Testament:
  • There are many other smaller genres found within the various biblical books.
  • For example, the NT Gospels contain narrative materials, discourse materials, and some mixed genres:
    • Narrative genres include the following:
      • genealogies
      • narrator's introductions, transitions & summary passages
      • miracle stories
      • call & sending stories
      • conflict or controversy stories
      • vision reports
      • legends & myths
      • etc.
    • Discourse genres include the following:
      • parables & allegories
      • hymns & prayers
      • laws & legal interpretations
      • short exhortations: individual sayings or proverbs
      • longer speeches: discourses or monologues
      • etc.
    • Mixed genres include
      • longer narratives that contain extended dialogues
      • "pronouncement stories" or "apothegms" (short narratives that climax in a short saying or proverb)
  • Many of these sub-genres can also be further sub-divided; for example:
    • "Miracle stories" can include healings, exorcisms, restoration miracles, nature miracles, etc.
    • "Psalms" include enthronement psalms, processional songs, individual laments, hymns of praise, etc.
    • "Sayings" include legal sayings, eschatological sayings, prophetic sayings, wisdom sayings, "I am" statements, etc.
  • The above lists are not comprehensive, but include only the more prominent categories of biblical literature.
So, pretty much something for everyone no matter what their taste (though, to be honest, most of the good sex and violence is located in the Annals). So the next time you’re in the mood for something specific, don’t rule out the Bible. It’s got you covered.
Email ThisBlogThis!Share to XShare to FacebookShare to Pinterest
Posted in Short Features | No comments
Newer Post Older Post Home

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Popular Posts

  • THE B-LIST: 5 MOVIES YOU WOULDN’T SUSPECT WERE ADAPTED FROM BOOKS
    For Aleteia this past weekend, I watched the latest film version of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s required reading, The Great Gatsby . You know, it’...
  • THE B-LIST: FOUR MOVIE MOMS WORTH MENTIONING
    It’s Mother’s Day, so there’s going to be lots of lists out there covering the best and worst moms the movies have to offer. For the more ma...
  • THE B-LIST: QUESTIONABLE MUSICAL MOMENTS #14 – MARVEL HEROES THEME SONGS
    Just like half the population of the world (I’m not sure that’s an exaggeration), I went to see Iron Man 3 this past week. You can find out ...
  • THE TWELVE CLIPS OF CHRISTMAS: DAY 4: THE WALKING DEAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
    Ah, Christmastime. No matter what circumstances we find ourselves in, we always try to make this time of year as pleasant as humanly possibl...
  • THE B-LIST: ACT NATURALLY (PART 3)
    Okay, so we’ve spent the last few posts discussing some upcoming low budget horror movies made by Protestants, how such efforts naturally e...
  • Candy Crush Movie Trailer Might Be Fake, But It Goes Viral Anyway
    is a candy crush saga movie in the works ? with millions of people addicted to the popular smartphone game, it probably wouldnt come as t...
  • THINGS TO COME: LOW BUDGET CHRISTIAN HORROR
    When they’re not busy demanding miracles , a large number of militant atheists seem to spend their time haunting IMDB message boards dispara...
  • THE B-MOVIE CATECHISM: THE B-LIST: QUESTIONABLE MUSICAL MOMENTS #14 – THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE
    Today is the birthday of one of our favorite actors here at the B-Movie Catechism, Sir Christopher Lee. And what better way to celebrate tha...
  • CUTAWAYS - PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END
    You might remember that the last time we brought up reading through the Catechism in one year as a part of the Year of Faith , we tossed a...
  • OUTTAKES: THE AotA EDITION
    Want to know how this ends? If so, then head on over to Acts of the Apostasy where LarryD has foolishly handed over the keys to the king...

Categories

  • Action (45)
  • Action-2001 (3)
  • Action-2003 (3)
  • Action-2006 (2)
  • Action-2007 (2)
  • Action-2008 (1)
  • Action-2009 (5)
  • Action-2010 (2)
  • Action-2011 (4)
  • Action-2012 (19)
  • Action-2013 (5)
  • Adventure (29)
  • Adventure-2001 (3)
  • Adventure-2003 (2)
  • Adventure-2006 (2)
  • Adventure-2007 (2)
  • Adventure-2008 (1)
  • Adventure-2009 (4)
  • Adventure-2011 (3)
  • Adventure-2012 (11)
  • Adventure-2013 (2)
  • Animation (10)
  • Animation-2009 (1)
  • Animation-2011 (1)
  • Animation-2012 (7)
  • Animation-2013 (1)
  • Biography (3)
  • Biography-2010 (1)
  • Biography-2012 (2)
  • Candy Crush Movie Trailer Might Be Fake (1)
  • Comedy (18)
  • Comedy-1997 (1)
  • Comedy-2007 (1)
  • Comedy-2012 (14)
  • Comedy-2013 (2)
  • Coming Attractions (4)
  • Crime (15)
  • Crime-2003 (1)
  • Crime-2009 (1)
  • Crime-2012 (10)
  • Crime-2013 (3)
  • Cutaways (10)
  • derict download Zero Dark Thirty (1)
  • Direct download 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (1)
  • Direct Download A Good Day to Die Hard (1)
  • Direct Download Anna Karenina (1)
  • Direct Download Any Day Now (1)
  • Direct Download Argo (1)
  • Direct Download Astro Boy (1)
  • Direct Download Batman: The Dark Knight Returns (1)
  • Direct Download Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away (1)
  • Direct Download Django Unchained (1)
  • Direct Download Game Change (1)
  • Direct Download Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (1)
  • Direct Download Hitchcock (1)
  • Direct Download Hotel Transylvania (1)
  • Direct Download Ice Age - A Mammoth Christmas (1)
  • Direct Download In Time (1)
  • Direct Download Iron Man (1)
  • direct download Les Misérables (1)
  • direct download life of pi (1)
  • direct download lincoln movie free (1)
  • Direct Download Link Frankenweenie (1)
  • Direct Download Link Taken 2 (1)
  • Direct Download Link The Collection (1)
  • Direct Download Link The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (1)
  • Direct Download Mr. Bean (1)
  • Direct Download Mr. Bean's Holiday (1)
  • direct download Officer Down in details (1)
  • Direct Download Oz the Great and Powerful (1)
  • Direct Download ParaNorman (1)
  • Direct Download Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (1)
  • Direct Download Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (1)
  • Direct Download Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (1)
  • Direct Download Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (1)
  • Direct Download Red Dawn (1)
  • Direct Download Rise of the Guardians (1)
  • direct download Robot and Frank (1)
  • Direct Download Seeking Justice (1)
  • Direct Download Shadow Dancer (1)
  • Direct Download Sherlock Holmes (1)
  • Direct Download Sherlock Holmes:A Game of Shadows (1)
  • Direct Download Silver Linings Playbook (1)
  • Direct Download Skyfall (1)
  • Direct Download Smashed (1)
  • Direct Download Spider-Man 3 (1)
  • Direct Download Tad The Lost Explorer (1)
  • Direct Download The Amazing Spider-Man (1)
  • direct download The Devil's in the Details (1)
  • Direct Download The Impossible (1)
  • Direct Download The Italian Job (1)
  • Direct Download The Last Stand (1)
  • Direct Download The Legend Is Born Ip Man (1)
  • Direct Download The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (1)
  • Direct Download The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (1)
  • Direct Download The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (1)
  • Direct Download The Master (1)
  • Direct Download The Perks of Being a Wallflower (1)
  • Direct Download The Pirate Bay Away from Keyboard (1)
  • Direct Download The Sweeney (1)
  • Direct Download The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (1)
  • Direct Download The Twilight Saga: New Moon (1)
  • Direct Download This Is 40 UNRATED (1)
  • Direct Download Tomorrow You're Gone (1)
  • Direct Download Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (1)
  • Direct Download Warm Bodies (1)
  • Direct Download X-Men Origins: Wolverine (1)
  • Direct Download X-Men: The Last Stand (1)
  • Direct Download X2 (1)
  • Documentary (2)
  • Documentary-2012 (1)
  • Documentary-2013 (1)
  • Drama (31)
  • Drama-2006 (1)
  • Drama-2009 (1)
  • Drama-2011 (2)
  • Drama-2012 (26)
  • Drama-2013 (1)
  • Family (6)
  • Family-1997 (1)
  • Family-2007 (1)
  • Family-2012 (3)
  • Family-2013 (1)
  • Fantasy (6)
  • Fantasy-2006 (1)
  • Fantasy-2010 (1)
  • Fantasy-2012 (3)
  • Fantasy-2013 (1)
  • Film Festival (4)
  • From The Management (11)
  • History (1)
  • History-2012 (1)
  • Horror (4)
  • Horror-2012 (3)
  • Horror-2013 (1)
  • Intermissions (1)
  • Life's Like A Movie (4)
  • Movie Of The Week (7)
  • Movie Reviews (4)
  • movie trailer download (1)
  • Movie Vin Diesel is back for a third Riddick film (1)
  • Music (2)
  • Music-2012 (2)
  • Now Showing At A Blog Near You (10)
  • Outtakes (8)
  • Part 2 (1)
  • Pulp Catholicism (19)
  • Rewrites (1)
  • Romance (1)
  • Romance-2012 (1)
  • Sci-Fi (3)
  • Sci-Fi-2011 (1)
  • Sci-Fi-2012 (2)
  • Short Features (19)
  • Sport (1)
  • Sport-2012 (1)
  • Still Voices (12)
  • The B-List (17)
  • Things To Come (6)
  • Thriller (5)
  • Thriller-2012 (4)
  • Thriller-2013 (1)
  • Tinseltown Testaments (4)
  • Watch Online A Good Day to Die Hard (1)
  • Watch Online Ice Age - A Mammoth Christmas (1)
  • Watch Online ParaNorman (1)
  • Watch Online Any Day Now (1)
  • Watch Online Astro Boy (1)
  • Watch Online Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (1)
  • Watch Online Iron Man (1)
  • Watch Online Oz the Great and Powerful (1)
  • Watch Online Seeking Justice (1)
  • Watch Online Spider-Man 3 (1)
  • Watch Online The Amazing Spider-Man (1)
  • Watch Online The Italian Job (1)
  • Watch Online The Last Stand (1)
  • Watch Online The Legend Is Born Ip Man (1)
  • Watch Online Tomorrow You're Gone (1)
  • Watch Online Warm Bodies (1)
  • Watch Online X-Men Origins: Wolverine (1)
  • Watch Online X-Men: The Last Stand (1)
  • Watch Online X2 (1)
  • Weekly Newsreels (15)
  • Western (1)
  • Western-2012 (1)
  • Year Of Faith (9)

Blog Archive

  • ►  2013 (141)
    • ►  June (17)
    • ►  May (12)
    • ►  April (37)
    • ►  March (49)
    • ►  February (13)
    • ►  January (13)
  • ▼  2012 (118)
    • ►  December (24)
    • ►  November (31)
    • ►  October (10)
    • ►  September (5)
    • ►  August (6)
    • ►  July (5)
    • ►  June (4)
    • ►  May (6)
    • ►  April (7)
    • ►  March (10)
    • ▼  February (10)
      • BMC MOVIE OF THE WEEK: PHASE IV
      • SHORT FEATURE: MOVIE: THE MOVIE
      • LIFE’S LIKE A MOVIE: INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CR...
      • STILL VOICES
      • OUTTAKES
      • THE B-LIST: CRAZY LOVE
      • BMC MOVIE OF THE WEEK: NIGHTBREED
      • STILL VOICES
      • THINGS TO COME: HOLY ROLLERS - THE TRUE STORY OF C...
      • HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
Powered by Blogger.

About Me

rajrani
View my complete profile